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Sunday caption contest: Blow!

βœ‰οΈ Robert Reich πŸ• November 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
πŸ“ Source based in: World β€Ί Northern Hemisphere β€Ί North America β€Ί United States

Friends,

Please submit your caption in the Comments section, and, as before, please use the Comments section only for captions.

Winners will be announced next Sunday. For consideration, please post your caption by Monday at 9 pm PT, 12 midnight ET.

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Last week’s winner:

β€œThat’s one school no true American would ever want to swim in.”

(Congratulations, Donald Hodgins.)

Runners-up:

β€œLotsa bottom-feeders here!!”

(Congratulations, Maxine Chernoff.)

β€œThe swamp isn’t being drained. It’s being restocked.”

(Congratulations, Russwin Francisco.)

β€œWe’re gonna need a bigger vote!”

(Congratulations, Paul Olmsted.)

β€œBetter to catch and remove than catch and release.”

(Congratulations, Steven Horowitz.)

β€œThey don’t seem to be biting today. Maybe I should switch from worms to bribes?”

(Congratulations, Sue Schneider.)

β€œFishing off the coast of Epstein Island.”

(Congratulations, Adam Laurie.)

β€œThis isn’t a fishing pond. It’s a cesspool!”

(Congratulations, Daniel Brin.)

β€œIn this election, it’s purely crook, slime & stinker.”

(Congratulations, Rick Van Alfen.)

β€œTurns out they’re all a bunch of bottom feeders.”

(Congratulations, Rachel Brown.)

β€œThese waters are too polluted with bottom-feeders… every time they open their mouths, another plume of political sludge hits the water column!”

(Congratulations, John F.M. O’Sullivan O’Shea.)

β€œThis is just like the 1950s on the Potomac River. Fish all you want, but you better not eat anything you catch.”

(Congratulations, Kathleen Weber.)

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