Nation sighs in relief as Keir Starmer set to quit as MP
Keir Starmer has announced he will step down as MP for Holborn and St Pancras.
The βlong-time servant of the UK security stateβ told the Camden New Journal it had been a βhuge honour and privilegeβ to βrepresent theβ¦constituencyβ.
Locals will be asking when that happened as opposed to representing Israelβs interests and waging war on UK rights, but there you go.
My statement. pic.twitter.com/xzu4xcIno2
β Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) September 1, 2026
However, the news is not all good.
Starmer said he will now focus on βdefence [and] securityβ, making the UK and the world even less safe.
He ex-prime minister also claimed he will βcontinueβ his supposed fight against violence against women and girls. He spent his time as leader of the opposition and prime minister covering up for abusers and rapists.
The date for a by-election to replace Britainβs worst prime minister in modern history has not yet been announced. However, local people are likely to clamour for Andrew Feinstein to stand again after he slashed more than 18,000 votes from Starmerβs majority in 2024.
Featured image via YouTube/ Keir Starmer
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