Caption contest: Campaign cash

Friends,

Please submit your caption in the Comments section, and, as before, please use the Comments section only for captions.

Winners will be announced next Sunday. For consideration, please post your caption by Monday at 9 pm PT, 12 midnight ET.

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Last week’s winners:

“Hegseth’s three bullets: Incompetent, Vainglorious, Sadistic.”

(Congratulations, Laurence Hoffmann.)

“I’d rather watch a live impeachment hearing.”

(Congratulations, Charles Welsh.)

Runners-up:

“Rated R for Republican.”

(Congratulations, Adam Laurie.)

“Murder, he wrote.”

(Congratulations, Steven Horowitz.)

“I didn’t know we got TV reception from Afghanistan.”

(Congratulations, Mike Hammer.)

“Honey, do we really have to have Dark Web TV as part of our bundle?”

(Congratulations, Kathleen Weber.)

“Making America Gruesome Again.”

(Congratulations, Martin Mayland.)

“He likes DIE better than DEI.”

(Congratulations, Rachel Brown.)

“Looking forward to Hegseth’s trial for treason. They execute for treason, right?”

(Congratulations, CJGallagher23.)

“News isn’t fit for adults, let alone the children.”

(Congratulations, Danny Moran.)

“If they are the party of family values, it must be the Manson family.”

(Congratulations, John Breen.)

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