Caption contest: School Tour

Friends,

Please submit your caption in the Comments section, and, as before, please use the Comments section only for captions.

Winners will be announced next Sunday. For consideration, please post your caption by Monday at 9 pm PT, 12 midnight ET.

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Last week’s winner:

“Should we plan a cootie-tah?”

(Congratulations, Peter Longini).

Runners-up:

“Looks like Bobby’s brainworm gave us a lousy referral.”

(Congratulations, Steven Horowitz).

“If you yell in his ear, you can hear your echo!”

(Congratulations, Dave Cassenti).

“Good neighborhood. Haven’t felt any underground activity in years!”

(Congratulations, Mark Robokoff).

“I’ll pay you $5,000 if you tell me how to get the hell outta here.”

(Congratulations, Sidge).

“Even the worm on RFK Jr.’s brain had more to work with than we have with this moron.”

(Congratulations, Jeff Schwartz).

“I was told he has shit for brains. Boy, what an understatement.”

(Congratulations, Danny Moran).

“Artifical, yes! Intelligence? I haven’t seen that yet.”

(Congratulations, Robin Schachat).

“If he only had a brain!”

(Congratulations, Roberta McKay).

“OMG! There is nothing up here!!!!”

(Congratulations, Dianne).

“The Narcissist’s Anthem (Thanks Carly!!)

You flew to Texas just to steal the show, A golden podium where only egos go, Surrounded by your Congress of the bruised and bowed, Bending the knee to feed your roaring crowd. You rewrite history and mock the sacred oath, A constitutional hazard to us all, and lo, The “Compliance Caucus” rushes to applaud your fall.

You’re so vain, you prob’ly think this throng is about you Don’t you?

Don, your so vain. You prob’ly think Ground Zero’s about you. Don’t you? Don’t you?”

(Congratulations, John F. M. O’Sullivan O’Shea).

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