Caption contest: TV

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Please submit your caption in the Comments section, and, as before, please use the Comments section only for captions.

Winners will be announced next Sunday. For consideration, please post your caption by Monday at 9 pm PT, 12 midnight ET.

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Last week’s winner:

“It’s not deep enough, but let him keep digging.”

(Congratulations, Laurence Hoffmann).

Runners-up:

“He’s searching for his latest ratings.”

(Congratulations, Steven Horowitz).

“It’s not just a hole, it’s an A-hole!”

(Congratulations, Poetic Polemics).

“Too bad it’s not a black hole. He’d be gone forever into a different universe.”

(Congratulations, Armando Lopez).

“He likes to cover shit up, why shouldn’t we?”

(Congratulations, sjcasey71).

“Just like the economy, the president is in the hole!”

(Congratulations, Adam Laurie).

“Get the shovel! Let’s bury him and the entire GOP …. FAST.”

(Congratulations, Karen Cooper).

“I really don’t think it’s deep enough. You know how crap always floats to the top.”

(Congratulations, Danny Moran).

“He’s trying to bury the Epstein files.”

(Congratulations, Pete Anderson).

“Hit the road Don and don’t you come back no more no more.

Pack up your lies and walk out that door.

Leave us with nothing we are better than before.

Hit the road Don and don’t you come back no more.

(Verse 3)

You etch your name on every tower wall.

A monument to an inevitable fall.

A golden mirror for a hollow soul.

You lost your grip and let go of control.

The concrete crumbles where your vanity stands.

We see the blood on your pathetic hands.

Your legacy is just a pile of stone.

And now you sit on a forgotten throne.

(Chorus)

Hit the road Don and don’t you come back no more no more.

Pack up your lies and walk out that door.

Leave us with nothing we are better than before.

Hit the road Don and don’t you come back no more.”

(Congratulations, John F. M. O’Sullivan O’ Shea).

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